Me : Can’t listen to music on Spotify anymore
Boyfriend : Oh. You used all of your credit?
Boyfriend : You know you can use my account if you want to.
Boyfriend : But please, use the private session.
Me : Why won’t you let me make people believe that you’re listening to Blue?
Come on guys. Blue was the greatest boysband on Earth (I know they’re reunited and stuff, but it’s not the same)(don’t you dare telling me it is, because it’s not). Witness :
Rock stars. Literally.