Boyfriend : I hope no one’s going to give you the same thing that I bought for you.
Me : What is it?
Boyfriend : Come on, I won’t tell you.
Me : Can I eat it or..?
Boyfriend : Maybe.
Me : Hm. What is it?
Boyfriend : A box of poo.
Me :
Boyfriend : And I just ordered your second gift.
Me : My second gift? Can I eat it or..?
Boyfriend : Maybe.
Me : …Don’t tell me it’s another box of poo.
Boyfriend : How do you know that?
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Whatever Wina 
haha XD