The reason why living in France makes me feel so sad sometimes

Friend 1 : Hey guys, what about going to Amsterdam for Spring Break? Celebrating St Patrick and my birthday!

party Friend 2 : Yeah, I’m in!

oh yes !Friend 3 : I’m in too!

youhouMe : HEY CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING PLEASE?

omg i can't

Edit : Okay, there is one that just opened at Marseille, but it doesn't count. I live in Paris.

Birthday gift story

Boyfriend : I hope no one’s going to give you the same thing that I bought for you.

butMe : What is it?

YeeeyBoyfriend : Come on, I won’t tell you.

gurlMe : Can I eat it or..?

thinkingsherlockBoyfriend : Maybe.

gurlMe : Hm. What is it?

doesnt make any senseBoyfriend : A box of poo.

LOL Me :

I don't like itBoyfriend : And I just ordered your second gift.

hey hey heyMe : My second gift? Can I eat it or..?

gnihiBoyfriend : Maybe.

maliceMe : …Don’t tell me it’s another box of poo.

oh no scottBoyfriend : How do you know that?

trololol

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