Me : DUDE. I JUST WENT PAST A NEW BURRITO PLACE AT RUE MOUFFETARD. IT’S CALLED CHIDO AND WE NEED TO GO EAT THERE.
Boyfriend : I hope no one’s going to give you the same thing that I bought for you.
Me : What is it?
Boyfriend : Come on, I won’t tell you.
Me : Can I eat it or..?
Boyfriend : Maybe.
Me : Hm. What is it?
Boyfriend : A box of poo.
Boyfriend : Hi Wina, it’s Fidelcastor. Can you please pick up the phone? Or call me back? Thanks!
I didn’t understand he was saying his name. I didn’t recognize his voice. I am a horrible girlfriend. And 2 weeks is an eternity.
Me : Can’t listen to music on Spotify anymore
Boyfriend : Oh. You used all of your credit?
Boyfriend : You know you can use my account if you want to.
Boyfriend : But please, use the private session.
Me : Why won’t you let me make people believe that you’re listening to Blue?
Come on guys. Blue was the greatest boysband on Earth (I know they’re reunited and stuff, but it’s not the same)(don’t you dare telling me it is, because it’s not). Witness :
Rock stars. Literally.