My type of adventure

Me : DUDE. I JUST WENT PAST A NEW BURRITO PLACE AT RUE MOUFFETARD. IT’S CALLED CHIDO AND WE NEED TO GO EAT THERE.

ooooooh DeanBoyfriend : Ok but I’m broke for the moment

sad catMe : THE BURRITO IS ONLY € 6.5. SIXYOUROZFIFTY. THE BURRITO.

dasdkfjakwBoyfriend : Okay…

weirdMe : AND THEY ALSO HAVE QUESADILLAS AND TACOS AND NACHOS AND

adventure

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The reason why living in France makes me feel so sad sometimes

Friend 1 : Hey guys, what about going to Amsterdam for Spring Break? Celebrating St Patrick and my birthday!

party Friend 2 : Yeah, I’m in!

oh yes !Friend 3 : I’m in too!

youhouMe : HEY CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING PLEASE?

omg i can't

Edit : Okay, there is one that just opened at Marseille, but it doesn't count. I live in Paris.

Birthday gift story

Boyfriend : I hope no one’s going to give you the same thing that I bought for you.

butMe : What is it?

YeeeyBoyfriend : Come on, I won’t tell you.

gurlMe : Can I eat it or..?

thinkingsherlockBoyfriend : Maybe.

gurlMe : Hm. What is it?

doesnt make any senseBoyfriend : A box of poo.

LOL Me :

I don't like itBoyfriend : And I just ordered your second gift.

hey hey heyMe : My second gift? Can I eat it or..?

gnihiBoyfriend : Maybe.

maliceMe : …Don’t tell me it’s another box of poo.

oh no scottBoyfriend : How do you know that?

trololol

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thonk thonk

 

Free music platform issue

Me : Can’t listen to music on Spotify anymore

snif

Boyfriend : Oh. You used all of your credit?

oh reallyMe : Yes, I reached the 5-hour threshold

I'm going to die

Boyfriend : You know you can use my account if you want to.

swag

Me :

amazed face

Boyfriend : But please, use the private session.

sourcil

Me : Why won’t you let me make people believe that you’re listening to Blue?

please

Boyfriend : 

haha no

Come on guys. Blue was the greatest boysband on Earth (I know they’re reunited and stuff, but it’s not the same)(don’t you dare telling me it is, because it’s not). Witness :

Rock stars. Literally.