Free music platform issue

Me : Can’t listen to music on Spotify anymore

snif

Boyfriend : Oh. You used all of your credit?

oh reallyMe : Yes, I reached the 5-hour threshold

I'm going to die

Boyfriend : You know you can use my account if you want to.

swag

Me :

amazed face

Boyfriend : But please, use the private session.

sourcil

Me : Why won’t you let me make people believe that you’re listening to Blue?

please

Boyfriend : 

haha no

Come on guys. Blue was the greatest boysband on Earth (I know they’re reunited and stuff, but it’s not the same)(don’t you dare telling me it is, because it’s not). Witness :

Rock stars. Literally.