Birthday gift story

Boyfriend : I hope no one’s going to give you the same thing that I bought for you.

butMe : What is it?

YeeeyBoyfriend : Come on, I won’t tell you.

gurlMe : Can I eat it or..?

thinkingsherlockBoyfriend : Maybe.

gurlMe : Hm. What is it?

doesnt make any senseBoyfriend : A box of poo.

LOL Me :

I don't like itBoyfriend : And I just ordered your second gift.

hey hey heyMe : My second gift? Can I eat it or..?

gnihiBoyfriend : Maybe.

maliceMe : …Don’t tell me it’s another box of poo.

oh no scottBoyfriend : How do you know that?



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